gowns:

We want big boob…. not too big, gross

we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos

when u feel his boner

theuppitynegras:

when you hate white boys but the white boy thirst be strong and you disappointed in yourself

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(Source: mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers)

supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

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just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point